Dr VanNostrand's definitions

Carpedonktum

Defender of the Republic, stands up to the the evil Empire

Daaaammm...did you see Carpedonktum take out that whole platoon of storm troopers?

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

Carpedonktum

1. One who states the obvious others refuse to admit, brilliantly points out the absurdity and contradictions of the American left through memes often causing consternation among NPCs.

Look at that poor NPC, looks like she is stuck behind a fence, she must have watched a carpedonktum meme.

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019