Definitions by Dr Pinch

musical 

Gay slang for "homosexual".

"Is he Musical? If so I would like to introduce him to my pink oboe!"

musical by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

England's Largest Off-Licence 

Place whose sole reason for existence is for English people to go and stock up on alcoholic drink. In other words, France.

I'm on a booze-cruise to England's Largest Off-Licence.

England's Largest Off-Licence by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

French leave

Going AWOL, Desertion, etc.

"Zut alors! Où sont les militaires allés?"
"Ils ont pris, comme les Anglais disent, <<French Leave>>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!"
"Hmm, comme d'habitude!" (Shrug of gallic insouciance).

French leave by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004