Definitions by Dr Phlebas

Oraporium

A retail store specialising in vacuum cleaner bags, light bulbs, unusual batteries, exotic dancing girls and custom fabricated cardboard cartons.

Customer: Excuse me sir, do you do phone top-ups?
Retailer: No Ma'am, this is an Oraporium.

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A uterus which is incapable of producing female offspring.

She had so many sons her duderus was like a circus clown car.

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