Dr Distress's definitions

hoo hee hoo ha ha ting tang walla walla bing bang

To sodomize a woman with a ornamental staff used for ceremonial purposes whilst wearing a Nigerian shaman mask and dancing.

Wow Jeff just hoo hee hoo ha ha ting tang walla walla bing banged Cindy!

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

Orange On A Toothpick

A description for a human with an abnormally large noggin. This phrase was used in the Mike Myers film “So I Married an Axe Murderer” by mr McKenzie to describe his son william’s head.

By God look at that kids head, it’s like an orange on a toothpick it is!

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

Balls of fire

To have explosive diarrhea that is so intense that the sheer force of the shit emerging from your ass causes severe abrasions to the back of your scrotum

“Yeah Gary’s not gonna be out of there for a while, he had balls of fire and is currently hollering in great and obvious pain”.

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021