Definitions by Dr Debacle

Polish the Rod 

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.

Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.

Polish the Rod by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009

Dripples 

Nipples that point downwards. Nipples that would appear to be dripping off the breasts.

Anna looks good with her shirt on, but when she's topless it's obvious she has a bad case of the dripples.

Dripples by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007

Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.

I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.

Cottage Cheese Ass by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007