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GimpJobNerdPants

Some little twats who finds themselves addicted to MMORPGs which end up dominating their social lives and causing all their friends to leave them.
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It is also SpongeBobSquarePants' queer little sex-addict brother.
Dad: Time for dinner...
Kid: 5 more minutes.
Dad: No jonny, get down here now!
Kid: (Screaming) DAD! I HAVE A FREAKIN CLAN WAR BATTLE! 5 MORE FREAKIN MINUTES!
Dad: Don't make me come up there Jonny!...
{DAD GOES UPSTAIRS}
Dad: Get down stairs now!
Jonny: ONE SECOND! LET ME FINISH YOU R-TARD!
Dad: What did you call me?!
Jonny: S-sorry!!
-{FROM DOWNSTAIRS, MOLLY AND SUE HEAR THEIR FATHER AND BROTHER ALONE WITH LOTS OF BANGING AND CRYING. EVENTUALLY THEY COME DOWNSTAIRS.
JONNY HAS A BLACK EYE AS HE SITS DOWN}-
Molly: Psst, what happened?
Jonny: I-I.. Fell.
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Spongebob: Im ready, im ready, im ready!
Patrick: Hey spongebob, who's that gettin' off the bus?
-{Enter GimpJobNerdPants}-
Spongebob: Thats my little queer gayboy brother!
GimpBob: SPONGEBOB!.. Who's your sexy friend?