Dpcx Alpha Male's definitions

GUNT MANGLER

1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING

HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

DERANGED DICK

A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS

YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?

OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!

HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

GUNT MANGLING

WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN

WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS

HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009