DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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Jehovas Witness

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.
by Downstrike June 04, 2004
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predictive maintenance

A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.
Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.
by Downstrike December 14, 2004
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Google bowling

An SEO spammer's black hat attempt to undermine a competing web site's search engine page rank. The term derives from the name of the most commonly used search engine and the idea that bowling a split leaves a huge gap between the pins, through which the next bowled ball could easily pass without upsetting any pins, suggesting that one has found a huge gap in Google's defenses.
The currently most poopular Google bowling technique is to SEO spam links to the competing web site so that Google will penalize it.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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morally repugnant

adj. Causing revulsion to people who have high moral values, moral standards, and moral character.
Most people who do morally repugnant things would have higher moral standards themselves if they weren't trying so hard to offend someone.

The very fact that they know the most morally repugnant things to do indicates that they know better.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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baby talk

1. The cutesy gibberish uttered by:

a. Babies.

b. Adults talking to babies and pet animals.

2. The genesis of ebonics.
Some peeps' verbal skills are retarded because their families only talk baby talk to them. They never hear a complete sentence until they enter preschool.

Who knows what baby talk does to the minds of dumb animals?
by Downstrike May 24, 2005
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Parliament

1. The Pink Floyd of Funk.

2. What the UK calls their collective of legislators.
I'll bet the members of Parliament never listen to Parliament.
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
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