asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.
For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.
by Downstrike August 01, 2005
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hard drive

1. The most efficient n00b detector ever invented.

2. A hardware component within the computer used for (hopefully) permanent storage.

3. N00bish slang for the box that contains the hardware components.
1. "Yes, I formatted it. Now what? Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Um, what's a backup?"

2. There is no quicker way to explain what a useless duh-weeb you are, than to call the tower or desktop unit the "hard drive", regardless how many times you've been told that it isn't. It's no wonder tech support can't understand what you're telling them.

3. "No, it's not Fat or Inty-Effess. It's a Dell, dude!"
by Downstrike December 02, 2004
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bagyerface

Valspeak for, so ugly you wish they'd put a bag over their face.
Ohmygod! He is so bagyerface!
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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Pedafile

Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.
Generally, people who write pedafile really mean pedosexual.
by Downstrike May 20, 2006
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What time is it?

Ten minutes after ten till now.
by Downstrike September 26, 2005
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waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.
You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.
by Downstrike January 22, 2005
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rock beat

The rythm that's been driving the best music since the 60s.
See American Graffiti for some examples of early rock beats.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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