9 definitions by Douglas

A toilet for a female.
After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.
by Douglas February 13, 2005
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sticking your big, wrinkley, hairy, old, nut sack and inserting it in someones open mouth while they are sleeping
"ewww dude, theres a fucking pueb in my mouth!!"
by Douglas June 15, 2004
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