1 definition by Doug and Justin.. Yeah..

Cumpire

A gay baseball player. Doesn't actually have to be an umpire though.

Doug: Hey man, I just got a job cleaning the bases off at Whocares Stadium!

Justin: Cool, but bend with your knees when you're cleaning them.

Doug: Why?

Justin: Shawn O. Theded is on the team, and he's a cumpire!

Doug: Ho snap!

Ron Simmons: ....DAMN!!!!

by Doug and Justin.. Yeah.. May 19, 2007