2 definitions by Doug W!

The act of consuming copious amounts of water till your bladder is ready to burst, then inserting your penis into an anus and filling it with urine. Step back and have the partner fart the piss cocktail into your mouth as you eat their ass.

Invented by Doug Wayne & Whiteowl on 5/30/2023 at the Surry NPS spring outage.
"Spread those cheeks, don't be mean! Turn my face into a dirty lateine! Now churn that anal cleanser, it's time to run that Richmond Rinser!"

~The Richmond Rinser
by Doug W! May 31, 2023
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Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.
Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"
by Doug W! May 31, 2023
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