2 definitions by Doug Collins

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The unfortunate circumstance in which a man is wearing pants so tight that his testicles form the male version of camel toes.
Look at the mammal toe on Burt. The dumb ass must have put on his sister's pants.
by Doug Collins April 28, 2008
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short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF
That Brad Pitt is a DILDO
by doug collins February 27, 2008
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