Christ on a diamond heist

An exclamation used to convey one's feeling of surprise by comparing that shock to the astoundment one would experience if they were to hear that Christ went on a diamond heist.
"Christ on a diamond heist, where did that come from?"
by Douche McBaggins May 09, 2015
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Meat Wall

The physiological barrier you unexpectedly crash into after eating a large amount of meat.

Following impact with said wall, every bite afterwards is a nauseating, self-torturing challenge.
"Bloody hell, that kebab sent me right into the meat wall."
by Douche McBaggins October 27, 2016
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