dumbterfuge

dumb subterfuge

Playing games with one another can be a form of dumbterfuge, as much as it could be an expression of ludic love.

by Doos Jarus April 10, 2021

meninpause

a phenomenon that occurs when men stop what they're doing when their woman acts menopausal

His meninpause has gotten worse over the course of their marriage: now, he curls into a ball when his wife screams at him monthly.

by Doos Jarus December 21, 2020

duallusion

the illusion of false dualism

The true duallusion was thinking that passing my dissertation defense and getting over her were separate.

by Doos Jarus January 02, 2021

breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020

broodminate

to brood during rumination

To broodminate on a fine, fall Saturday morning is to forego pleasant external opportunities.

by Doos Jarus November 14, 2020

modpostor

An impostor moderator

I have never played Among Us with a modpostor who covertly investigates super-suspicious gameplay.

by Doos Jarus February 22, 2021

Binoccupy

occupation of binoculars by a ghost, possibly one's deceased spouse

The ghost of our home's last owner might binoccupy this pair of zoom lens.

by Doos Jarus July 18, 2020