to brood during rumination
To broodminate on a fine, fall Saturday morning is to forego pleasant external opportunities.
a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life
My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.
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ferry relationship
mug!
controlled rule
On my drive to work this morning, I contemplated contrule as device for the engineering king.
the metaphorical and non-literal counterpart to literature
Literature isn't literal, but it's still not as metaphorical as metaphoricature!
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metaphoricature
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masculine version of 'frugal'
Frugals can be hot, but fruguys also know to save their money.
a charismatic Christmas
My Charismas was ratchet and wild--my persona was on-point!
sexy contraceptive, or sex while on contraceptives
Contrasextive feels nice--and can even build intimacy in a relationship--but, it's still a premarital sin.
