Doo Doo Magnolia's definitions

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Atlanta Slammer

Putting human or dog shit in a tube sock & using it to repeatedly beat someone's face

How'd you get that black eye? Oh man, my girlfriend gave me an Atlanta Slammer!

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016