Definitions by Doo Doo Magnolia

Piedmont box turtle 

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

Piedmont box turtle by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Piedmont box turtle 

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

Piedmont box turtle by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Atlanta Slammer

Putting human or dog shit in a tube sock & using it to repeatedly beat someone's face

How'd you get that black eye? Oh man, my girlfriend gave me an Atlanta Slammer!

Atlanta Slammer by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016