Definitions by Donna Su

hammer-shlammer 

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

hammer-shlammer by Donna Su July 13, 2006

smoojala

Describes anything that is orange and white in color.
This can include anything that is animal, vegetable, mineral, etc. that can be described in either a distinct orange and white colors, or that are a mixture of the two colors.

I love smoojala smoothies because they taste like creamsicles. Where can I find a smoojala cat with six toes?

smoojala by Donna Su July 13, 2006