Definitions by Don Tantius

spermballs 

floating wads of jism that are left in the skimmer of a pool or hot tub after having sex.

heck , I didnt want to clean the filter after knowing I blew major spermballs all through it after doggie stylingthe neighbor girl.

spermballs by don tantius February 11, 2008

darndest 

A friendly or non-offensive way of saying Damdest

I tried my darndest to climb that rope in gym class but I was unable to make it two feet off the ground.

darndest by Don Tantius November 11, 2007