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A portmanteau formed by combining the British English slang terms “twat” and “toff.” Twat is a noun referring to a particularly stupid or obnoxious person. Toff is a derogatory term referring a rich or upper-class person.
Former British prime minister is a right twoff.
by Don T. Beadick January 12, 2019
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An acronym formed by the first letters of the lament, "We are so utterly fucked."
The IPCC climate change report warns we're almost out of time.
WASUF !
by Don T. Beadick January 15, 2019
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