Don Juan The Flame's definitions

Muffin Rider

One who fornicates with heavy set women.

"Matthew is a wanna be muffin rider."

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009

Toilet Art

An incredibly nasty shit that splatters all over in the toilet and stays there even after flushing

Also see TOILET TATTOO

Go check out that toilet art Kevin just made!

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009

Heavy Humper

One who fornicates with overweight people.

"Look at Matt talking to that fattie, I always knew he was a heavy humper!"

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009

Donavon

A man who is usually very short, bad with women and thinks he is a stud. Donavons usually have red hair and think they are tough, although most Donavons are not good fighters.

Mike Tysons going to murder that Donavon in the ring tonight!

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009

Nasty Nate

An especially nasty poop.

I think I gotta take a nasty nate.

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009