Don Flong's definitions

player shit

the act of defecating with the bathroom door wide open, often times in densely populated nightlife venues (dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc.)

"I hit the bathroom and shit with the door open... that's a player shit, that's what players do."

by Don Flong September 14, 2009

taco chopper

A particularly aggressive lesbian.

Anybody else see that taco chopper slap that other bitch at IHOP last night?

by Don Flong July 5, 2012