Definitions by Don Ed

cuntwhistle 

British: A derogatory term for someone who has done you wrong

That cuntwhistle at the bank won't give me a mortgage

cuntwhistle by Don Ed May 31, 2006

Taff Trailed 

British; South Wales: The act of loitering around university halls of residences, wearing a long coat and exposing your naked form at unsuspecting shoppers

I was walking to Tesco yesterday and i got Taff Trailed

Taff Trailed by Don Ed May 31, 2006