Richard

A euphemism for dick, penis, cock, the D, sausage, etc.

A richard came to the richard fest with his richard in a box. A richard sucker opened the box, saw the richard and got richard envy.

Is a euphemism for:

A dick came to the sausage fest with his dick in a box. A cock sucker opened the box, saw the D and got penis envy.

by Don't Be A Richard September 27, 2014

Dick

A Richard

I’m a DICK, just call me RICHARD!

by Don't Be A Richard February 22, 2015

dick donut

Any hole a guy can stick his dick in.

See also: Richard Donut

A glory hole is the best dick donut.

by Don't Be A Richard June 26, 2014