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Lexus

Here's the bottom line of Mercedes-Benz. While most kids are priveleged to have a Mercedes, they are usually the big POS's that they can find on a used car dealership for under $10k. You can't deny that Lexus has one of the lowest depreciation rates, even for models that were made in the late '90s. Also, there's no contest in technology. Lexus just came out with their new flagship which boasts the ability to park itself, how can you even compete with that? They are simply elite, and any one who drives a Mercedes is so '80s and trying way to hard to act rich. Basically, quit trying to act like your rich and work at a sweat shop so you can obtain a car that actually has value even through re-sale such as Lexus. You can't deny fact, bitches. And another thing, don't think that Mercedes mean you're rich because i'm pretty sure most of the bullshit M-B's that teens are pushing are the C-class and those are soooo poor you might as well just get a Toyota for that same price. Lastly, Nagasaki premium stereos are WAAAAAY elite to whatever trashy Mercedes push. The proof is in the defined bass.

Poser Loser: "Hey look I just got a Mercedes-Benz, i'm soooo rich."
Actual Rich Heritage: "Wow, cool, i guess. How Much did you pay for it?"
Poser Loser: "Well... $10k but LOOK a have a car phone that doesn't even work i'm sooooo cool!"
Actual Rich Heritage: "Ok well i'm going to get my Lexus Rx330 and use the integrated voice-activated technology."

by Don't hate on the real rich kids! September 2, 2006