Myspace

1) A virus that is taking over people's lives all over the world. People lose their jobs, fail classes, etc just because of the website.

2) A way for people to get famous if they are hot enough, but too lazy to get a real job before they become a Myspace whore.
1) Have you been infected by Myspace? Yea, but unfortunately, I'm not going to UCLA anymore.

2) A few examples: Tila Tequila; Joe Hollywood
by Domonic December 06, 2007
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Toilet Tension

When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.
I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
by Domonic December 25, 2008
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