Definitions by Dom Bertucci

Ahoyt

The official name of the merchandise used by Jason Itzler, AKA Mr. Based. Any others are cheap knock-offs!

"Hey man, did you cop that new AHOYT shirt from Mr. Based? I only buy my merch from Jason!"

Ahoyt by Dom Bertucci March 4, 2026

Mr.Based 

A person known for exploiting disabled people.

You shouldn't make make money doing that, you are not Mr.Based.

Mr.Based by Dom Bertucci May 31, 2025

Fry Bagger 

The name of someone who tells another to "put the fries in the bag"

Josh Block almost bit the Fry Bagger.

Fry Bagger by Dom Bertucci May 28, 2025

Fry By

To shout "put the fries in the bag" while avoiding being attacked or bitten.

When you are at work and you hear Josh Block is down the street in perfect position for a Fry By.

Fry By by Dom Bertucci May 28, 2025