Definitions by Dog_breath

pulborough 

Exceptionally high class village noted for the beauty of its women and the intelligence of its parish council. Completely dissimilar to nearby Petworth and West Chiltington, where there are people from comprehensives. Locals enjoy kayaking, early church music and visiting Billingshurst.

I’m so impressed that you’ve moved to Pulborough. How on earth did you afford it darling?

pulborough by Dog_breath May 28, 2022