Dog of Mystery's definitions

St Louis Pin Cushion

When you are the guy in angry, misandrist, neo feminist, basement, gang-pegging porn.

David is so stupid, the only job he could get was to work as a St Louis Pin Cushion!

by Dog of Mystery May 4, 2025

Bangkok Surprise

You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.

Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!

by Dog of Mystery April 8, 2023