Definitions by DoctorDark

Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.

I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony

Shanks’s Pony by DoctorDark November 10, 2024

Pisstrumpet 

To arse around/about.
To act the fool/stupid

Stop pisstrumpeting around.
What are you pisstrumpeting about at?

Pisstrumpet by DoctorDark January 16, 2009

Scrilch

A TV remote control. A man's toy.

Who's got the scrilch?

Pass the scrilch.

Scrilch by DoctorDark January 11, 2009