Definitions by Doctor Whittles

Wear the Pants 

(verb)
1. To own each situation like a farmer owns a donkey
(noun)
1. A robust and compelling call to manhood, not unlike a Viking blowing his horn from a mountain top or submarine captain ordering his men to fire torpedoes
2. See Mansformation

"Put down the plastic fork, step away from the salad bar and wear the pants, Thomas."

Wear the Pants by Doctor Whittles September 3, 2009