Doctor Suess's definitions

Lorax

The sex act of nailing a short fat hairy bitch with your truffula tree and then falling asleep.

Hey Dude, Did you really fuck Snooky?

Yeah, I gave her the old Lorax.
How was it?
Pretty awful, but thank god I'm the Once-ler and passed out aftewards.
Thats hardcore man, hardcore.

by Doctor Suess October 4, 2014