1 definition by Doctor Suess

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The sex act of nailing a short fat hairy bitch with your truffula tree and then falling asleep.
Hey Dude, Did you really fuck Snooky?

Yeah, I gave her the old Lorax.
How was it?
Pretty awful, but thank god I'm the Once-ler and passed out aftewards.
Thats hardcore man, hardcore.
by Doctor Suess October 03, 2014

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