Definitions by Doctor Shakalu

Double fists to recty 

The act of inserting both of one's fists into a person's rectum.

After I applied my AXE body spray via the double pits to chesty technique, she got so hot that she allowed me to attempt double fists to recty on her. She won't be shitting right for a month.

Double fists to recty by Doctor Shakalu May 2, 2010

French press 

A sexual move where one person starts to take a crap and a second person immediately shoves his dick or a dildo in the first person's ass to press the shit back in.

At the party she felt a turd poking out, so she asked me to follow her into the bathroom and give her a French press. Unfortunately she skooked in her panties later.

French press by Doctor Shakalu June 24, 2008

golf bag 

A sexual move wherein a man has anal sex with a woman and he simultaneously shoves his balls into her snatch. Thus, she has his club and balls in her like a golf bag.

She was so tight that when he tried to do the golf bag she almost squeezed his nuts off.

golf bag by Doctor Shakalu June 24, 2008

Skook 

Verb: To fart out semen after it has been ejaculated into the anus.

Noun: Semen that has been farted out of the ass.

After fucking her in the ass she went and skooked in the toilet.

The skook had a slight brown tinge to it.

Skook by Doctor Shakalu June 2, 2008