Doctor Bakshy's definitions
Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.
Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.
Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.
Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.
Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.
Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017
Get the Scrolliesmug.