Definitions by Doc Flox

Face Off 

To compulsively run your fingers down another persons face in the creepy style of Nicolas Cage/John Travolta in Face/Off.

'I love you honey'
Runs fingers down face in the style of Face Off.
'I love you too dear'
Runs fingers down face.
'I love the dog as well'
Runs fingers down dogs face.
'Wuf'
Dogs runs paw down face.
'Honey i think we have some kind of infectious disease.'

Face Off by Doc Flox January 9, 2010

lick the lid of life 

Pussy licking. Originating from the Mueller yogurt advert 'Do you lick the lid of life?'

i like to lick the lid of life!

lick the lid of life by Doc Flox December 9, 2008