Canadian switchblade

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.
Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!
by Dnice456 October 14, 2015
mugGet the Canadian switchblademug.

Brown Butterfly

When you've taken a messy dump and look at the first wipe.
The young lady's subsequent bowel movement revealed a Brown Butterfly patten on the toilet tissue.

You're a goddamn brown butterfly!
by Dnice456 April 23, 2017
mugGet the Brown Butterflymug.