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The Brigadier

A very dangerous man. The Brigadier will lull you into a false sense of security, what with his khaki shorts, comfortable shoes and cheese and onion crisps: but make no mistake, one false move and he will end you. His favourite form of torture is taking windows out of your home.

Anyone seen Gill and Jonny?

Nah man, they've been missing ever since they annoyed the Brigadier.

by Django Elf March 28, 2021