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Noddy Blinkums

Andrea was so pissed at Chris for buying “Jeff Goldblum" designer glasses that she kicked him square in the Noddy Blinkums.

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A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

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