Distant Creeping Death's definitions

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019

Noddy Blinkums

Balls, Nuts, Testicles, dangly bits, sack, bean bag,

Andrea was so pissed at Chris for buying “Jeff Goldblum" designer glasses that she kicked him square in the Noddy Blinkums.

by Distant Creeping Death April 19, 2025