Dispatch Kick Ass's definitions

Wigger

A white (usually suburban) kid who tries to act black, and does such "street" things as making his Mitsubishi into a piece of shit with spoiler and special rims, listening to Eminem or G-unit, and installing a shitty-sounding stereo into said Mitsubishi.

See also: Eminem

There are too many wiggers at Dispatch Kick ass's school; he wants to run them over.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

root

A term for a penis, nothing more.

Root, cock, dick, schlong, johnson, call it what you will.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

loan shark

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).

John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 15, 2004