Definitions by Disco Bill

lawyerly 

Adverb -- Behaving in a manner that results in long-winded, self-aggrandizing and often esoteric explanations that communicate little or no decisive legal advice on which to act.

I asked my lawyer a simple question to which he didn't know the answer, so instead of some straightforward advice, he got all lawyerly on me.

lawyerly by Disco Bill October 5, 2016

Vignorant

Being vigorously stupid.

That guy constantly pretends to be clueless and helpless so his wife will cater to his every need.

Oh yeah, he's totally vignorant.

Vignorant by Disco Bill January 4, 2011