Vignorant

That guy constantly pretends to be clueless and helpless so his wife will cater to his every need.

Oh yeah, he's totally vignorant.
by Disco Bill January 04, 2011
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lawyerly

Adverb -- Behaving in a manner that results in long-winded, self-aggrandizing and often esoteric explanations that communicate little or no decisive legal advice on which to act.
I asked my lawyer a simple question to which he didn't know the answer, so instead of some straightforward advice, he got all lawyerly on me.
by Disco Bill October 05, 2016
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