Definitions by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel,England

RalphHands 

Commonly referred to as somebody that has excreted in public lavatories and neglected to wash their hands afterwards.

Sheesh, that guy came out the bathroom and then grabbed my face with his RalphHands! Ewwww.

RalphHands by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel,England November 23, 2019

Squirrel Fist 

Squirrel fisting is the term casually used for anyone performing sexual acts of a depraved nature that possesses hands resembling that of a squirrel's (sciuridae) claw. The term is believed to have originated in the Santa Monica, LA area, amongst the party girl Donkey scene.

Baby. Tonight we're gonna Squirrel Fist like there's no tomorrow.

Squirrel Fist by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel,England July 10, 2011