Definitions by Dirty Lamberti

Free fucks 

90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.

I pulled a d on the surge can, Diana’s getting one a them free fucks

Free fucks by Dirty Lamberti July 20, 2024

Tony Boy

Classic song lyric Italian American nonno’s sing while “playing horsey” on nonni or nonno’s lap

🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy

🎼won’t you be my pony boy

🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome

🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Tony Boy by Dirty Lamberti March 31, 2022

Tony Boy

Classic song lyric Italian American nonno’s sing while “playing horsey” on nonni or nonno’s lap

🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy

🎼won’t you be my pony boy

🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome

🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Tony Boy by Dirty Lamberti March 31, 2022

avocado tits 

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

avocado tits by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019