Definitions by Dirty Dan The Ladies Man

Uncrustable

I got a little messy while making my sandwhich so I thought "might aswell give her an uncrustable"

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When a girl fills her mouth with whipped cream, then you stuck your love muscle in there. She doesn't suck it but she sakes her head ferociously.

Me and this chick were making pies and she used the last of the whipped cream to give me a Bloey Joey

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