3 definitions by Dirk Rictor
Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.
by Dirk Rictor November 23, 2016
A towel, rag or other absorbent fabric used to clean up ones load after completion of the task in assisting the one eyed trouser snake to increase its surface temperature via relative tangential motion.
Hey dude I bashed one out watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel, I used my bat rag to clean up my massive load. Best pull I've had all day.
by Dirk Rictor November 23, 2016
Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls
Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump
by Dirk Rictor December 6, 2016