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Definitions by Dirk Ransome

FlumbleGummoxed 

The state of being hilariously confused, clumsily overwhelmed, or caught in a chaotic situation with no clear escape—often with a side of panic, embarrassment, or existential dread.
I tried to file my taxes, make dinner, and fix the Wi-Fi at the same time, and ended up completely FlumbleGummoxed.
He walked into the wrong Zoom meeting, started presenting, and only realised five minutes in. Pure FlumbleGummoxed energy.