Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch's definitions

Empty Dress

Usually used in regards a woman. after you get past all the glamor and glitz, there is nothing worth staying for.

Man: thought you liked her
Man 2: no turned out to be an empty dress

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch August 5, 2011

Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch May 3, 2011

Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 12, 2019