Definitions by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch

Scruffy Puppy 

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

Scruffy Puppy by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 12, 2019

Empty Dress 

Usually used in regards a woman. after you get past all the glamor and glitz, there is nothing worth staying for.

Man: thought you liked her
Man 2: no turned out to be an empty dress

Empty Dress by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch August 5, 2011

Bob's your monkey 

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

Bob's your monkey by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch May 3, 2011