Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!
Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.
Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.
by Dip Veteran May 09, 2024
When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.
Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024
(Matt just walks into a room at a party, a smoke circle is formed in the middle of the room)
Joe (in the circle): Yo Matt, care to partoke?
Matt (with a tear in his eye): Of course man, this is exactly what I needed today after my parents told me they were separating.
Joe: Woah, too much info man. Just take a hit and hand it back.
Joe (in the circle): Yo Matt, care to partoke?
Matt (with a tear in his eye): Of course man, this is exactly what I needed today after my parents told me they were separating.
Joe: Woah, too much info man. Just take a hit and hand it back.
by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 21, 2024