Diogenes The Cynic's definitions

Smelly Elliot

A sexual act in which one wiggles his unlubed penis into the anus of a person who has not expelled feces recently.

Nancy totally gave the smelly elliot to Dan when he bent her over.

by Diogenes The Cynic March 1, 2010

swindoozle

The professional art of manipulating someone into thinking you are giving them a deal when really they are getting screwed over.

"I just swindoozled that guy out of a hundred bucks."

by Diogenes The Cynic December 13, 2014