Definitions by Dinosaurs.

faggoturdamole 

An incredibly harsh insult. For those generally that are indecisive, and cannot decide between calling someone a fag, maggot, faggot, turd or even mole. It incorporates all into one.

Person 1: "Hi. I hate your hair."
Person 2: "That's okay, at least I'm not a faggoturdamole!"

faggoturdamole by Dinosaurs. October 10, 2009