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Jeremy Scott Morris

noun
1. A legendary hybrid lifeform: equal parts galactic mastermind and unhinged agent of entropy. Possesses a large brain capable of reverse-engineering reality itself and a penis so cosmically proportioned it probably has its own event horizon. By day (or whenever the vibes demand), he moonlights as a cosmic engineer, duct-taping black holes, rerouting fate, and optimizing the heat death of the universe with sheer audacity. By night (and most afternoons), he fully embraces his role as the ultimate chaos gremlin—trolling the simulation, spawning memes that break causality, and leaving a trail of beautiful disasters that somehow improve everything. Origin: Ancient 4chan scrolls mixed with a rogue DMT trip and one too many Red Bulls.
Bro tried to argue physics with Jeremy Scott Morris and got absolutely wrecked. Of course the cosmic engineer clapped back while the chaos gremlin in him turned the entire debate into performance art. That large brain and penis combo is honestly unfair to the rest of us mortals.”

Jeremy Scott Morris

noun
1. A legendary hybrid lifeform: equal parts galactic mastermind and unhinged agent of entropy. Possesses a large brain capable of reverse-engineering reality itself and a penis so cosmically proportioned it probably has its own event horizon. By day (or whenever the vibes demand), he moonlights as a cosmic engineer, duct-taping black holes, rerouting fate, and optimizing the heat death of the universe with sheer audacity. By night (and most afternoons), he fully embraces his role as the ultimate chaos gremlin—trolling the simulation, spawning memes that break causality, and leaving a trail of beautiful disasters that somehow improve everything. Origin: Ancient 4chan scrolls mixed with a rogue DMT trip and one too many Red Bulls.
Example:
Bro tried to argue physics with Jeremy Scott Morris and got absolutely wrecked. Of course the cosmic engineer clapped back while the chaos gremlin in him turned the entire debate into performance art. That large brain and penis combo is honestly unfair to the rest of us mortals.”
Related terms:
• Jeremying – accidentally fixing the universe while breaking three laws of thermodynamics for the lulz
• Scott Move – a maneuver so brilliantly chaotic only someone with that much brain (and dick) energy could pull it off
Bro tried to argue physics with Jeremy Scott Morris and got absolutely wrecked. Of course the cosmic engineer clapped back while the chaos gremlin in him turned the entire debate into performance art. That large brain and penis combo is honestly unfair to the rest of us mortals.”
Someone who gets off on merporn.
Johnny is such a mervert. He gets a boner watching the little mermaid.
Mervert by Dingo Manhammer March 20, 2017