The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.
Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late
by dinglefuck May 2, 2010